I love this website
"what state do you live in?"
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
I PISSED MYSELF THIS IS REALLY FUNNY
THE PETER PAN PIC THOUGH. LIKE IF THATS WHAT IT REALLY MEANT ID BE ALL SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
"Sam would never sacrifice himself for you"
"He’s always felt this way"
So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)
UPDATE: Now with more Business.
YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
Where does your state fit in?
Also you maybe wondering what a couple of these are, and I’m happy to say I have posts/wiki articles on them that will clear that out for you.
NO! THINGS LIKE THESE SCARE ME! DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE MOTH MAN!
Wait, I didn’t think there was such thing as the Oklahoma Octopus, might want to check your sources there.
Also… poop monster? This sh*t I gotta see. (no pun intended)
I think we should make a Cabin in the Woods type movie with these things. (Sasquatch was already in it, why not. GET ON IT JOSS WHEADON)
Excuse me sir, your Jeresy Devil link sent me a picture of a deformed monkey thing. That’s not what the reports say it is. He was more of a gargoyle type thing that was giant, more beastly like.
Also where’s the Dover Demon? I don’t think Witches are the things Massachusetts have for monsters.
You’re right about one thing, Kansas does have Satan. He’s located in Topeka from what I’m told.
I like this post, I rarely find some decent cryptid stuff.
Hello sir, yes, I am here. Sorry about that, copied and pasted the wrong links.
Here’s a link for the Jersey Devil
Also the Oklahoma Octopus “exists” or atleast there were some sightings
Massachusetts- Salem Witch Trails.