in other news i’m now only 5 away from my next hundred <3
we have mover guys coming in 4 hours and i’m not asleep yet… what am i gonna do for the 9 hours they’re here oh god help
Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky. I couldn’t have made it without him.
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
I have never read something so precious in my life.
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
|—||ancient proverb (via cas-needs-pie-now)|
IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY
IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say
dude sometimes even we get confused like i thought i was bisexual for 7 years before i actually realised i’m pansexual
I like this post.
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
so i showed my friend this picture of anakin
and she was like ”he’s hot”
and i couldnt stop laughing because yeah
IT’S BEEN NINE YEARS
One might say that it was
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
this ain’t a scene, it’s a godamn metaphor, hazel grace